Search
Vocabularying
Listening
Reading
1. Academic
2. General
Writing
1. IELTSWriting Checker
2. IELTS Writing Samples
Speaking
1. Latest Topics
2. Speaking Club

Do you want to improve your writing? Try our new evaluation service and get detailed feedback.

Humans and happiness while living

Humans and happiness while living dpV2E

I’m bored. God gave me the ability to use my brain for writing. Ability, ha ha ha, I laugh very loud, but I cannot hear it, and neither do you. I would say that it is a disability, rather than an ability. Everything that makes us think is wrong. Aren’t the dogs happy with their shitty lives? Do they think about university degrees or about how to achieve happiness? Nope. Are they happy at all? Dogs are stupid, squirrels too. Why? Because they don’t read, they don’t speak. Perhaps they are happy while not thinking about anything and they do it on purpose. Maybe they said everything that they needed to say once. In one second they said everything the world needed from them. Maybe they simply don’t need to say anything. Would it not be wonderful if that applied to humans? Humans are monkeys. Mentally ill monkeys. Is it not ill that we are trying to not go crazy by working 8 hours a day? We are so smart, but so stupid. We all live, but don’t think about living. The simple idea of death should make us cry, but only a few will shit their hospital beds while lying within minutes of dying, looking for some god to save them. But there are a lot who will never understand that, these smart people. I didn’t laugh even once. That was a lie.

I’m bored. God gave me the ability to This phrase/word (depending on the context) can be potentially replaced with :exploit
use
 my brain for writing. Ability, ha ha ha, I laugh This phrase/word is too simple and can be replaced with:extremelyimmenselysupremelysuperb
very
 loud, This phrase/word is too simple and can be replaced with:on the contrary
but
 I cannot hear it, and neither do you. I would say that it is a disability, rather
 than an ability.

Everything that This phrase/word (depending on the context) can be potentially replaced with :createsconstructsmanufacturesproduces
makes
 us This phrase/word (depending on the context) can be potentially replaced with :reckonassumebelieveconsider
think
 is This phrase/word is too simple and can be replaced with:incorrect
wrong
. Aren’t the dogs happy with their shitty This phrase/word (depending on the context) can be potentially replaced with :resides
lives
? Do they This phrase/word (depending on the context) can be potentially replaced with :reckonassumebelieveconsider
think
 about university degrees or about how to achieve happiness? Nope. Are they happy at all?

Dogs are stupid, squirrels too. Why? This phrase/word is too simple and can be replaced with:due to the factin light of the fact thatowing to the fact that
Because
 they don’t read, they don’t speak. Perhaps they are happy while not thinking about Use a comma before 'and' if it connects two independent clauses (unless they are closely connected and short).anything, and
anything and
 they do it on purpose. Maybe they said everything that they needed to say once. In one second they said everything the world needed from them. Maybe they simply
 don’t need to say anything. Would it not be wonderful if that applied to humans?

Humans are monkeys. Mentally ill monkeys. Is it not ill that we are trying to not go crazy by working 8 hours a day?

We are This phrase/word is too simple and can be replaced with:consequently
so
 smart, This phrase/word is too simple and can be replaced with:on the contrary
but
This phrase/word is too simple and can be replaced with:consequently
so
 stupid. We all This phrase/word (depending on the context) can be potentially replaced with :reside
live
, This phrase/word is too simple and can be replaced with:on the contrary
but
 don’t This phrase/word (depending on the context) can be potentially replaced with :reckonassumebelieveconsider
think
 about living. The simple This phrase/word (depending on the context) can be potentially replaced with :thoughtconceptnotion
idea
 of death should This phrase/word (depending on the context) can be potentially replaced with :createconstructmanufactureproduce
make
 us cry, This phrase/word is too simple and can be replaced with:on the contrary
but
This phrase/word (depending on the context) can be potentially replaced with :exclusively
only
 a few will This word is considered offensive.
shit
 their hospital beds while lying within minutes of dying, looking for This phrase/word is too simple and can be replaced with:a number of
some
 god to save them. This phrase/word is too simple and can be replaced with:on the contrary
But
 there are a lot who will never understand that, these smart This phrase/word (depending on the context) can be potentially replaced with :individualsnationsociety
people
.

I didn’t laugh even once. That was a lie. 